New Frog Times


There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling, "Hey Really Cute Princess!" She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again. "Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!" It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn't believe the frog. The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found? There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince. Do you believe the story? Well neither did her mother!

A lovely Princess sees a frog in the woods. On closer inspection, she sees that he also happens to be wearing a tiny crown. So, being the lovely Princess that she was, she puckered up and bent down to kiss the little frog. The Frog suddenly leaped back, recoiling in horror! "Please, NO! For God's sake, I've been a frog for years! I have a wife and hundreds of kids, and THEY'RE ALL FROGS!"

A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The scientist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs - jumped eight feet." Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet. After measuring the distance, the scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with two legs - jumped three feet." Next, the scientist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog just lay there. "Jump, frog, jump!" the scientist repeated. Nothing. The scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs - lost its hearing.